The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we made out on top of his cat.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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