you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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