do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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