fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize