Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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