Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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