Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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