Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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