You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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