did you get engaged???
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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