so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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