Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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