He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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