So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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