Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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