Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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