we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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