I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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