So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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