New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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