I hate your face
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
tell me about the eggs
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