I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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