sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Send help, water and tortillas.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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