when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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