his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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