How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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