I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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