I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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