There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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