Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
