Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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