Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize
