No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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