I think I am morally bankrupt
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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