peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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