I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he puts the penis in happiness.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My cat gives me a boner
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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