oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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