we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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