It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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