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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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