Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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