Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i need some magic done to my vagina
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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