why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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