omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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