The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
this will be a night to untag.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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