thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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