just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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