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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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