How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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