Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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