come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she peed on how many people?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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