is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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