Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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