Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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